Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Accomplishments for the day

What have I done today?

Nothing.

My child doesn't want me to work.

Last night I watched one and a half episodes of "I'm Alan Partridge."

This blog sucks.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

May First Fucking Already Jesus Fuck

Life is slipping by.  Christ.

Had an electrician come to the house and charge me $100 to hang a chandelier.  It was a $12 job and I knew it and I said nothing.  It proved that I was not just useless as man, but that I was also a sucker.  I just ordered two how-to books from Amazon.  A real man would have driven to Home Depot to buy them.  In a Jeep.

Culture from the last two days:

"God of Carnage" at Ahmanson Theater
"Blast of Silence"
"Waltz with Bashir"

I'm at the office working on a TV pitch.  It's a beautiful Sunday.  I presume my wife and child are enjoying the nice weather.  I'm nervous about my potential TV show about golf.

How much did I use "I" or "my" in this post?  A self centered screenwriter... I thought it not possible.  There I go again.  And again.